Be More Fred

everyone should be a nicer person and ‘be more fred’, don’t be a tory arsehole like Ebeneezer Scrooge, no one will like you when your dead
by professional.wardrobe November 03, 2023
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fred armisen

Fred Armisen is one of the single greatest SNL cast members of all time.

A hero to the weirdos and punks, he is truly a good comedian that deserves more recognition!
I just met Fred Armisen! He’s so sweet!
by Woody Mellor March 05, 2021
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Dead Fred

Slang for Fredericksburg VA, referencing the absolute lack of recreational activities beyond the mall, the movies, or bowling.
What do you guys want to do tonight?
What is there to do? We live in Dead Fred for God's sake.
by TheatrePerson December 21, 2010
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Fred Phelp'd

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.
Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins
by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? April 11, 2018
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Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there
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Fred Crow

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon
Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow
by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018
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fred flintstone

One who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. In reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and Fred yells YABAA DABBA DOO! and runs out of work.
Joe pulled a Fred Flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.
by J Matts November 09, 2006
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