MikeyTheRealKing Tv

MikeyTheRealKing Tv is a YouTube Channel

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by youmommasnig June 24, 2020

TV Fan

A person that's never been to a game or seen their favorite NFL team play.

"Oh he's never been to a Giants game he's a TV fan"

by NFL TTC March 17, 2019

tv depression

Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)

mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION

by theseggsiestmfalive December 4, 2018

TV Tray

A sexual act in which the female prepares a meal for the man and allows him to bend her over and have sex with her while using her as a stand for his plate of food.

My lady was wanting some sex, so I gave her the TV Tray so I could do two things at once.

by Valdus Dracian September 3, 2014

TV Hijack

When someone takes over the TV and does not allow you to change to your preffered channel. The person doing this is known as the TV Hijacker.

Royston:"Did you see that new sketch show last night?"

Marvin:"No Frank completely TV hijacked all night, watching repeats of Frasier."

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Big TV

Kanye West big TV

Person 1: Is that Kanye West big TV?
Brandon: Yes

by Jacob746328637592y49t648 October 30, 2020

indirect TV

Indirect TV is another way to refer to the act of stealing cable.

I asked my neighbor across the hall if I could get a couple of eggs, and while he was retrieving them from the refrigerator I did a little bit of work on his cable box so I could get some indirect TV.

by Rob Schwartz January 6, 2009