Don't be a Darren.
by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
by DDyln May 15, 2024

by Kachow I should win the P cup December 12, 2018

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
by Dcjames November 21, 2023

don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 3, 2022
