Edward Cullen

A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.

Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.

by team lupin November 18, 2010

Angry Cullen

When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.

An angry cullen is a common revenge tactic for cheating partners.

by yhalothere February 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

Beth Cullen

A debauched female who regularly makes inappropriate sexual jokes, references and comments.

"That girl in my class is such a Beth Cullen, she keeps stupid sex jokes to us"

by amigor October 9, 2014

Harry Cullen

a teenager.

Harry Cullen is a very happy teenager, but he mightn't be able to speak, he is also non-verbal, but understands about everything, Harry is a bit of a messer.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023