Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
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cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014
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cottage cheese sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.
by Lou Lou Lucifer December 14, 2024
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Cottage Core

An alternative aesthetic for those weird girls who think they're living in a magically fairy fantasy. They try to be cute and quirky but are just weird and act like grandmas by knitting. They think they're so different by obsessing over mushrooms 9which are probably poisonous) but they're just basic.
Lily: OMG! I am literally so cute in my cottage core themed clothes!
Nancy: You literally knitted that jumper, it's so cute! And I love your mushroom earrings!
Lily: Thank you! I think you're frog hat is amazing! We're literally so quirky!
John: No, you're not.
by Ducky4life_ April 20, 2023
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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
by Captain Motorcycle April 15, 2019
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cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)
"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"
by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023
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