Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder

We Cottaged last night.

by britleajones June 15, 2019

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages

i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.

by zozza March 18, 2021

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 03, 2023

Cottage

Cooler than Bob

Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!

by EliasLM June 14, 2019

Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 March 19, 2016