Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.

Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!

by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018

cooleemee cooler

Keeping your beer cold by leaving it in the box

I left my Yeti at home so I had to use my Cooleemee cooler.

by Wormish May 13, 2021

Coolerous

Your very cool but dangerous

Wow your friend is coolerous

by Susmakock January 20, 2023

Cooler Carl

Carl Ulysses Wheezer's cooler doppelganger in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Carl you're lame compared to your doppelganger 'Cooler Carl'.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019

poop cooler

A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.

Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol

*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*

by Barblahey June 15, 2023

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022