Cade

Cade can be described in very few words. Cade is mean and dumb. Cade thinks to hard about life. Cade can’t do anything right.

Cade stfu your gay. Cade stfu you can do anything right.

by The kid who’s always right October 26, 2020

Cade

Your average middle schooler with bowling ball sized balls, he is the friend with a strict mom but doesn’t have a care in the world. He is the type of friend to stand up on a cafeteria table and scream the n word at the top of his lungs not even thinking about the consequences. Although his father did leave him at a young age he doesn’t let it keep him from being that absolute chad he is, in fact he even makes jokes about it, he makes gay jokes all the time with his friends although he is straighter than the pole your mother dances on. He always somehow has beef with everyone even his own friends at times, in the seventh grade he got expelled from his school for making a dumb video with his friend. He’s just a fat, funny, racist middle school with a dream to get out of the shitty little town he lives in.

“That kid is such a cade”

by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022

Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Cade Keen

Most watched gay porn star

Cade Keen is so gay

by Elihockey90 December 6, 2017

Cade Humor

A type of humor consisting of Nazi memes, inconveniencing others for "Fun", and wanting constant control. People with Cade Humor are generally pity laughed at by others to not make them feel bad.

"Bro, I can't believe we've been kicked from the server twice."
"Yeah, the Admin's got total Cade Humor.

by Mighty_Chungmeister April 19, 2022

Cade

poopy head fboy that has a plastic chain

cader you are a big poopy head

by Lil Goat 102 March 6, 2020