Affected

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.

“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.

by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023

The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.

Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!

by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015

makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.

Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?

by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025