by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.
by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic
by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013
Get the Haydenmug. A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.
by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011
Get the Haydenmug. A Marine Douchebag that lacks all of his 7 core values. A man who mistreats women and cheats on them regularly. Your typical Bad Guy. Hayden loves to string women along and plays with there emotions. A falsely proclaimed Alpha Male, who has a Small Dick
by Mrinjen February 4, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges
by Dutbut December 3, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. She is a very,smart,funny,kind person.She loves doing competitive things.She loves pencils and is very weird.her best features are her hair and eyes
by Gigantic Gįräffę October 3, 2019
Get the Haydenmug.