Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Brendan

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

brendan yuuki quinn

A great guy, but he has a friend that always calls his FAT a six pack. His nickname is spooky or spookesten and he is FUUUN to be around.

I wish I was a Brendan yuuki Quinn

by gttbgthhyhy February 10, 2018

Brendan

Sexiest. Man. Alive. So Hot I would kill myself.

Brendan

by Niggerella46432 July 24, 2020

Brendan

He has a fat ass, sexiest male ever and is the Pudding Man also known as the messiah

is that brendan, holy shit hes the so hot, can i suck on his toes

by Da Pudding Man July 7, 2020

Brendan

A coward that gets nothing done because he is looking up his own name

Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*

by Whatever <3 May 2, 2019