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The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.
I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.
by j-bbam August 25, 2011
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ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.
"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"
by a.t.i. March 11, 2004
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Blackout Wednesday

The night before Thanksgiving where you're legally required to indulge in several handles of jaeger.
Unknown boozer 1: "Buddy this next blackout wednesday we're running minimum 10 games of jaeger mouth with the boys"
Unknown boozer 2: We can't stop playing until everybody has their clothes off.
by Fields > Burrow November 6, 2023
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Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010
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Wetsuit Wednesday

On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.
“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”
by wetsuitwomenforlyf April 17, 2022
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Green Wednesday

Green Wednesday is the day before thanks giving and the Wednesday before Black Friday, it’s the day where all dispensaries give you deals and discounts and if they don’t, they suck.
I wonder what Green Wednesday deals they’re offering?!
by Weed deals May 27, 2021
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