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The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.
I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.
by j-bbam August 25, 2011
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ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.
"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"
by a.t.i. March 11, 2004
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Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night
I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled
by Jerry slime October 14, 2019
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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
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Boba Wednesday

“Its boba wednesday today!” She said
by Boba Wednesday May 25, 2021
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Wednesday bitches

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.
"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."
by ZZPlant September 1, 2019
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