farm warming

Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.

"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."

by GaySexPartiezUnveiled July 12, 2009

warming up

1. developing a buzz

2. getting drunk but have not achieved the level of shit hammered

My day's been pretty shitty but I'm warming up now.

by SwollenMonkeyCock November 27, 2009

Finger warming

When a girl leaves her fingers inside of her vagina either after masturbation or during a nap.

Damn I accidentally fell asleep with my fingers inside me I guess u could call that finger warming

by Kittykat2327 September 11, 2021

Warm Thunder

When you shoot out cum on ur bitch and its warm

Wow, that was some Warm Thunder.

by xx_queenofdarkness69._xx June 4, 2017

warm sally

The female equivalent of a hot carl. A woman who is on her period sits over the face of her male companion. She excretes her period discharge into the man's mouth.

hot,carl,poop,dump,nasty, warm sally, period blood

by Shermator47906 July 21, 2011

Warm Aloha

When you greet someone by stripping down and peeing on them. Most pee is usually affectionately directed at their outstretched hand.

Akoni: Hey! I haven’t seen you in so long, come here you!
Josiah: *strips down*
Akoni: *reaches out hand as if to shake*
Josiah: *pees on Akoni’s hand and leg*
Akoni: Wow! Warm Aloha! Nice!

by thejoneswag1 March 29, 2019

warm watermelon

When a man with a gelatinous stomach folds the bottom of his gut over his erect penis and has intercourse with himself by holding the sides of his gut and rocks back and forth to climax...

I gave myself a warm watermelon yesterday, but I couldn't get it all cleaned up.

by stiches95 October 10, 2017