All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination
by Dejayboo May 15, 2015
by Thetigsy June 27, 2015
by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 23, 2018
Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
by ADHDperson June 11, 2023
A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 26, 2011
The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.
I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.
by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014
The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 26, 2023