a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022
Get the Lot Lizardmug. An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.
by MarkR10 August 18, 2022
Get the Street Lizardmug. Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
Get the misting the lizardmug. Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.
“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”
by beeflizardman November 23, 2019
Get the Beef Lizardmug. A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
by Smashin ass with class 85 June 4, 2018
Get the booty lizardmug. Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
Get the Slot Lizardmug. by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016
Get the Lizard on a chairmug.