Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.

"Hayden you dumbass"

by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019

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The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017

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The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

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An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

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A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011

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