Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
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