by jamesa December 31, 2007

small carnivorus fruit that enjoys the inner workings of the anus. when pooped out, it will rape and pillage any neighboring villages. first reported cases were in Ho-Ho-Kus.
Good god, that ass dumpling has had its way with my whole family, and now im pregnant with mini-dumplings.
by GeorgeJettson May 16, 2006

Feces or a turd dropped by the elusive sasquatch. It is often tasted by sasquatch researchers & others alike.
by A little dumpling. October 13, 2008

The art of finger blasting a classy woman, while you simultaneously dip your ball sack into her mouth.
Dude 1: Did you give Beatrice the Denver Dumpling last night?
Dude 2: Yeah man, she couldn't even breathe with my Nut Dumpling stuffing her throat.
Dude 1: Dude 2, you're my hero.
Dude 2: Yeah man, she couldn't even breathe with my Nut Dumpling stuffing her throat.
Dude 1: Dude 2, you're my hero.
by TheDude1209 July 23, 2011

The dumpling of an ass.
Bill: Yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my ass.
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling
by Fuckdalfnjewofih November 28, 2010

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

by Jessica Noslot August 17, 2003
