when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.
by 98ik8 March 15, 2022
mugGet the I should dip my balls in sulfuric acidmug.
I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
mugGet the I'm going to take my ball and go home!mug.
a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009
mugGet the Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?mug.

My fucking balls

My fucking balls are the greatest, if u dont agree, ima fucking cut your balls off
by Ligma, SMG3, My balls, fuck. November 6, 2022
mugGet the My fucking ballsmug.
A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
mugGet the I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese gratermug.

My left ball

Used to discredit your friend's claim , or to show complete disagreement.
Ex: trump is my left ball ! Don't nobody got time for his ass no mo'
by teacher kleyr June 22, 2021
mugGet the My left ballmug.

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