tub wig

When the shaved pubic hair gets caught in the drain and you wear it on your head like a wig; a hat of pubic hair from the faucet.

"Before I got in the shower, my mom left me a tub wig."

by Chunky Buster 4 April 19, 2018

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Tus Tub

an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.

“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”

by PlaubLeejNiam January 25, 2018

Senpai-Of-The-Tub

An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.

Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom

by TheBoiBOB October 27, 2020

Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.

Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand

by Walkaflocka February 3, 2021

Busting the Tub

When you are in a house full of people, and the only place you can go to be alone is the bath tub where you are made to orgasm so hard you bust the handle off the tub and hear from the next room...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Poor miss puss got her so riled up she was busting the tub in the middle of her vaction!

by The one who gets death threats October 7, 2011

bae tub

what you call your favourite wife

lissy: my bae tub and i are tied together.

by libboob May 1, 2020