THE MILK OF A GOAT

The contagious positive energy created after someone makes someone else feel special. G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time

THAT'S HOW YOU MILK A GOAT RIGHT THERE. HOW STRONG IS THE MILK OF A GOAT?

by CITCYB July 26, 2022

dunkin the nuggets in a goat

Pulling kelly and putting your balls in a goats ass

That Kelly loves to sneak out every sat night and go dunkin the nuggets in a goat

by a snowball named jeffrey March 16, 2009

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)

Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022

The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004