Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.

Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!

by hjelkaht March 3, 2011

skid mark

when you have shit in your underwear and get a poop mark on your underwear

person A: "i took that bitch panties off and she had skid marks"
person B: "what the fuck"

by Cenious October 8, 2020

skid mocha

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.

He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!

by onespyder February 2, 2014

skid-doo

The act of crapping when underwear is pulled between the buttocks, or in other words dropping a shit while getting a wedgie.

Past tense: skid-daddled

Did you see Tommy pull a skid-doo after Kevin ripped his shit!

OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!

Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.

by Jumonjee May 29, 2009

skid cartons

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.

The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

skid worm

The name for a penis when doing poopy anal

I’m about to turn my penis into your little skid worm

by Anal,canal April 16, 2020

beat it skid

A smart ass way to tell someone to move along. "Beat it skid" can be used to refer to a person, animal, inanimate object, or youself. Try spicing it up by adding row to the end. "Beat it skid row"!

Mike walks over to the group and quickly recieves a "beat it skid" before he has a chance to start his usual bullshit.

by Asone.1.0 July 18, 2018