snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

by bunny September 15, 2004

snot rocket

What my boyfriend did on a date.

(I plug his nose just to annoy him)
(He holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(I let go - stupidly - only to get snot ALL OVER ME in a RESTAURANT)

Disgusting.

by Yuh huh... that's right May 1, 2005

snot rag

Common slang in western militaries for tissue paper or any paper used to wipe a nose. Reflects the fact that tissue paper in the military was often just really crappy quality toliet paper.

"Wow its called outside, hand me some snot rag!"

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

snot shot

The act of closing one nostril with a finger and breathing outward forcefully through the nose, the increased pressure in the remaining nostril causing a hardened piece of phlegm (booger) to be ejected outward a great distance.

Watch this snot shot!

by Craig 119281 November 7, 2005

boner snot

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

by SIoshie June 22, 2011

snot rage

When your sick and mad cause' you can't get your snot out of your nose so you get a tissue and blow as hard as you can trying to get all your snot and anger out into that tissue and repeat this proccess over and over again.

I went into a snot rage during homeroom and eventually the teacher aked what I was doing.

by btap March 12, 2009