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The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.
The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.
by Numerati March 20, 2024
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The Bitcoinization of Singapore Math

When Bitcoin becomes not only the currency of choice among math educators and homeschoolers worldwide when ordering math books from the “fine” city online, but is also popular among an increasing number of local math authors who prefer their royalty to be paid in crypto.
The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.
by Numerati March 21, 2024
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Singapore Water Fountain

When a man is receiving anal sex while urinating.
He left the bar to use the bathroom and got a Singapore Water Fountain while he pissed.
by ZeekaVyyrus March 22, 2024
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Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.
I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
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Singapore

Singapore.

- Overpopulated, but doesn't really have population issues. In fact, welcomes more people.

- Island, which sounds very meh, but guess what? It doesn't even experience much flooding

- Near the equator, sometimes can be ridiculously hot, but guess what? Covered walkways and air cons abound, and it experiences none of the natural disasters that arise from a tropical country

- PAP has ruled since the beginning of time, but guess what? It's probably the most caring government that you've heard about

- Reliant a lot on other countries, but guess what? You won't believe the number of businesses that set their roots here. And you won't have to look too far to find some good, cheap, traditional food.

- A lot of funny rules and banned stuff, but guess what? You can walk safe on the streets at night.

It's confusing (a bit).
It's hot.

It's tiny.
No natural resources.
But it's home.

And everything has pros and cons. You don't expect a perfect country. But if you think you can bear the downsides of living in this country, we will welcome you with open arms.
A: Ehh have you gone to Singapore yet?

B: No...?

A: Sheesh. You're missing out.
by ET141507 June 9, 2022
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The learning lab (TLL, singapore)

An overpriced tuition that specializes in helping rich, bitchy tryhards to achieve their desired school. may not always work tho. But ngl the science one was very useful for me.
person 1: eh bro can recommend any tuition ah?
person two: oh The Learning Lab (TLL, Singapore) can help you bro perfect for someone like you!
by disguised miso soup February 16, 2022
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