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Religion

Billions of people hallucinating at the same time. Not to be confused with a few people hallucinating, which is considered insanity.
Religion is for the weak-minded, who refuse to face the insignificance of human life.
by McWeezy June 23, 2008
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Religion

The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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Religion

Religion is a con trick for retards.
"What's your religion?"

"Oh no, sorry, I don't have any imaginary friends."
by DespaYEETO August 2, 2018
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Religion

The definition of {religion} is what makes you believe a certain culture for example: {Islam} , {Christianity} , {Sikhisim} , {Buddhisim} , {Hinduisim} and more. Some religions have a story that forms that religion
by Michelleyolo123 October 22, 2019
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Religion

the idea of worshiping some magical space alien
all praise giant space baby of our religion
by the man with a name May 17, 2018
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religion

Type of belief; characterized system of faith. Millions of religions have been created, with Christianity; Islam; and Judaism being at the most known types although there are still others.
He believes in a religion; he's religious!
by loverb0yy April 14, 2021
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Religion

The biggest scam in history. Used to segregate and divide people.
Whats the biggest scam in history?

Religion
by God’s Son March 26, 2019
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