Crack-Raptor

Someone whom refuses to chill.

That alien dinosaur from star wars sounds like a crack-raptor

by KoolAIDS! April 9, 2022

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Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 22, 2018

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raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023

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blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.

I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.

by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014

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The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked

"I heard the Navy Seal trainees were playing Raptor King earlier"

by Master Beans May 13, 2025

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raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.

"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.

by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 25, 2023

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