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Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer
1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi
by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025
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Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day
Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf
by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025
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someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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