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Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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platonic love

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
by elaysa June 25, 2023
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Platonic

My experience with this person is simply platonic
by anonymous March 27, 2022
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Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
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Platonic Bounce

1) Two friends who engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship for any period of time, and then go back to being friends

2) Two romantic and/or sexual partners who remain good friends following the end of their relationship
Man 1 - “We got drunk and hooked up last night, but we both agree that it’s a one time thing.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”
by Jaythough August 15, 2025
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Platon

An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.
by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017
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Platonic mutthi

Platonic mutthi" is a profound emotional and intellectual bond characterized by deep conversations and a strong attraction that feels inappropriate for romance.
Kavan and Purdy cherished their platonic mutthi, knowing it was the most pious form of friendship.
by Psychedeliccutie August 3, 2024
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