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Paul

Paul is fucking doosh that goes ahead and fucks random chicks of the streets. More likely hiding it from the place behind the odd bar in the middle of town square. HE get's the bitches because he's smart and only semi-cute, but plays too much Fortnite. IT makes no sense and his main bitch is a SARAH. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Welp that's over with. Now I hopefully the F-. OH SHIT! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I GOT TO GO
Fuck Paul
Suck Dick Paul

Paul is a Doosh
Paul is a Epic Gamer
by Why do I write this stuff? April 13, 2020
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Paul

A jerk who hates everyone and is so cocky he never gets any girls always gets rejected and is full of jealousy.... A bitch who wishes he had everything but gets nothing
Girl 1: GOD PAUL SHUT THE HELL UP!
Paul: No, you bitch. Just go out with me... Oh wait you're going out with Henry...... He's so out of your league
by me me me me me i i i i myself November 24, 2010
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Paul

Pauls are among the most despicable people you will ever meet. They are demanding and do not understand emotions. Despite this, they have sick hair and an incredible work ethic. They are likely nerdy and enjoy politics. They care about the environment with all their heart.
"Did you hear about how much work Paul gave me?"
by wackybaccy June 18, 2019
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paul

Paul stop!
by muthaFacka12 June 1, 2018
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Paul

An Asian Jew who is very dirty minded but extremely funny.
P1: Do you know Paul?

P2: Yeah, he's hilarious!
by David Drillickson March 11, 2018
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paul

literally the worst friend ever. Can't spell anything right. Typically dyslexic. Very scrawny. They are very bipolar. Sometimes they are super nice and the other time, they are super rude. It is never in the middle. They are very ugly too.

Nickname: dingus
Jeez, he's such a Paul
by hiccupburp December 17, 2018
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Paul

If from America- A great guy who dresses like a lumberjack, has a glorious beard, and smells of the outdoors and freedom.

If from Europe- A gigantic man pussy who reeks of fish. He complains too much and cooks shitty crepes.
Case 1- My friend Paul is visiting from Oregon. We're going to go chop down trees for fun!

Case 2- I went to European Paul's last night. He served soyrizo. What a pussy.
by beniportugal September 18, 2014
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