(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025
Get the Platonically Cuckedmug. a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection
by not allison/- April 18, 2025
Get the platonic soulmatemug. A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
Get the platonic bridge-salesmanmug. When one or two people want to stay friends while doing coupley things without the stigmas of a dating relationship
by Complicated Shit? June 13, 2023
Get the Platonic Lustmug. a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups
Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.
Yea he's a platonic incel.
Yea he's a platonic incel.
by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021
Get the platonic incelmug. A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022
Get the Platonic musician crushmug. Similar to rizz or charisma but in a every day sense. Having platonic rizz means you are able to get people to like you and make people smile.
He got extra chicken on his bowl without even asking for it. He really has platonic rizz for making them do that.
by Raaaaaaaj December 5, 2023
Get the Platonic Rizzmug.