Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017

Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)

When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.

by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.

"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"

by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach

I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off

by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022