A man with a wide face and a wide schlong. Penis is to be approximately 1.5 inches long and to have a girth of 2 feet 5 inches.
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Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
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I went to PC Richards and Sons to look at Tv's with Joe Pap and I couldn't stop laughing until I got home.
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So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
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