used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
Get the HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)mug. A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."
That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."
by g-worder October 26, 2016
Get the object lessonmug. .9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.
.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025
Get the .9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.mug. by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 16, 2022
Get the Objection!mug. “Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025
Get the Random Object Narcissistmug. by Adujasty343 August 28, 2025
Get the .9.Intelligence Is The Currency Of Materials & Objects.9.mug. And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
Get the Objectively good to everyone elsemug.