Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james

Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men

by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020

Noah

Genuine crackhead energy and gives himself waves which look fucking horrendous but still a g

Noah stop banging out fortnite, you crackhead

by Manemijeff May 13, 2020

Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.

Noah was at the party.

by makskekr September 2, 2018

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017

Noah

Noah eats a lot of burgers

Noah eats burgers at the club

by chickenmcnuggethead February 20, 2020

noah

he is deffo known to not to be clapped n sad sometimes they don't even have friends because they are so weird and still sleeps with a teddy bear right next to him while he's thinking about his mother he is also a drug dealer and will probably try to link someone up but will fail every time he tries because he's a well know freak

Sophie-is that Noah he's is well clapped
Eddie-i got told he's a drug dealer

Sophie- ew what a tramp

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020