Bitches

Differing from the adjective, bitches (the noun) are one or more females whose sole quality is that they command no respect whatsoever. In essence, bitches are a lesser class of woman.

"If a bitch falls, no one hears her."
Bitches are most often found in their natural habitat--da club. Usually you can classify women as part of this group if:
1) They own a pair of shorts that say "Juicy" on the butt and they wear these out in public.
2) They constantly sound like they are chewing gum when they talk, even if they are not actually chewing gum.

3) Go clubbing more than 4 times a week.

4) Have a pouch full of glitter, or for some reason always have glitter on their body.
5) End a night of clubbing by sobbing in public places about how no one wants them.
by chungdoo June 17, 2015
mugGet the Bitchesmug.

Bitch

1) A female dog
2) A stupid and annoying person
3) A girl
1) I want to buy a bitch
2) You're a bitch!!
3) Look at that bitch, she's hot
by WhyNotGuy2010 March 10, 2016
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Bitches

What you will never have.
by B@nanas June 19, 2022
mugGet the Bitchesmug.

Bitch

1."That bitch is so cute"
2. "My sister who had to many bfs at the same time"
by BOSSMAN_KING12 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Bitch

"A Bitch"
My Head of Science & Math Teacher.
"Man Ms Cancino's a fucking rude ass racist motherfucking musty crusty dusty nasty lookin old bitch." :)
by shlongdestoryer001 November 1, 2021
mugGet the Bitchmug.

A bitch

Moment of realization that you becoming what you said you would never.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 11, 2020
mugGet the A bitchmug.

no bitches

guess how many bitches you have? you have no bitches
if your looking at this you got no bitches :)
by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022
mugGet the no bitchesmug.

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