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rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.
"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022
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North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014
"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"
by rooster_69 March 12, 2024
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A civilization that utilizes the energy equivalent of its planet's available resources but in a crude, uncontrolled, and unsustainable manner—typically, humanity in the 20th and 21st centuries. We tap fossil fuels (ancient planetary energy), nuclear fission, and a fraction of incoming sunlight, but are plagued by waste, pollution, and geopolitical conflict over these resources. We have planetary-scale effects but not planetary-scale control or wisdom.
Kardashev Type 0.0 Minimal Civilizations *Example: Present-day Earth is the canonical Type 0.0 civilization. We use ~20 Terawatts of energy, can alter our climate (accidentally), and have a global communications network, but we are still fundamentally bound to chemical rockets, vulnerable to extinction-level asteroids, and fighting over the last drops of oil.*
by Abzugal February 3, 2026
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