Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 29, 2019
Mckenzie Walsh is a fake blonde-headed girl. she plays awesome aggressively lax. She has gorgeous poopy eyes. She is notable for breaking hearts :( if you meet her, u will love her. She is an Ohio gal. Very aggressive. her friends are lesbian rylie and gorg abigail. if u meet the trio you might just pee yourself. She just adds to the trio, she will drop kick auger. shes waiting for the day. She's known for her "magical" pussy. She is very loved, by alllllll. She is known for being a bitch but yet so nice.
Rylie: Mckenzie Walsh is about to punch auger!!! OH NO!!!
*punch*
Abigail: GOOOOOO MCKENZIE WALSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*punch*
Abigail: GOOOOOO MCKENZIE WALSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LESBIAN+ one straight January 23, 2023
by Penislapper July 19, 2023
Mckenzie is a ball of "joy" to be around. She loves making fun of people and being what i like to call a bleach. She likes to laugh at people while they are singing there solos but yet forgets hers. Shes a 10 year old dushbag and is a wannabe theatre kid. She has one friend. thats it. everyone else cant stand her. she plays hortensia in matilda jr ya ikr idk who that is either.
by theatrekid05 January 29, 2022
Mckenzie is a wanna-be theatre kid who laughs during your solos, thinks she is the best but doesn't even know her lines. Mckenzie likes to be rude out of pure enjoyment. Mckenzie Wilson only has one friend.
theatre kid- Ugh Mckenzie's talking during my solo again!!!!
Mckenzie is rude and I hate her
Mckenzie Wilson is typically a rude person
Mckenzie is rude and I hate her
Mckenzie Wilson is typically a rude person
by theatre kid2434 January 29, 2022
by 1234smeg4321 August 08, 2023
Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022