massachusetts

Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important

"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

Massachusetts

One of the worst states to live in

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.

by CharvelStar December 11, 2022

Massachusetts Mayflower

The sexual act in which two partners dressed as pilgrims churn butter with the males steaming cum in each others gaping, quivering, and loose assholes.

Yo Ron I gave Requisha the Massachusetts Mayflower last night!

by ron_luv_dih March 25, 2025

Massachusetts

The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.

Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

massachusetts lesbian

A lesbian from Massachusetts who dates another woman who has a son that wears cardigan and flip-flops to the club.

My mom is a Massachusetts lesbian.

by Doinggodsworkkkk September 16, 2022

Walpole, Massachusetts

This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.

Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?

by Failure.cos February 9, 2022