Legion

The ruler and owner of Russianada.

"All hail Legion! Dobro! Dobro!"

by Legion December 22, 2003

The Loyal Bush Legionary

-Conservative E-Thug
-Peace Hater
-Ann Coulter's Penis
-Massive NRA Supporter... Canada has stricter gun laws, and they have lower death rates... Coincidence?
-Assumes the Rock Against Bush CD is made by liberals, and not hippies just trying to sell records
-Someone with the nerve to post this:
"Seen on a bathroom stall wall: GAYS ARE BOUND FOR HELL.
Me writing in response: True Dat."
-Christian Lunatic
-Worst Legionary ever

Jim: Did you see The Loyal Bush Legionary's post about Homosexuals?
John: Ya man, it was revolting and disgusting, its a shame that people like that have to exist.
Jim: What a gay hating asshat.
John: AssBelonk
Jim: Ya... Belonk

by ZeeLaw July 16, 2006

Legolas Greenleaf

An elf on the Lord of the Rings trilogys, played by Orlando Bloom, a notably handsome man. Legolas is swift, and is quick at hand with his bow and arrow.

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.

A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom.

by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 22, 2003

Legion of Nod

The best Sole Survivor Squad of all time. Sole Survivor was a not-so-popular game spawned from Command and Conquer. It consisted of two teams fighting each other, with each person controlling one unit. One of the few games where you could get 20 people to play 20 people on a consistent, organized basis. The Legion was the brainchild of some bad ass motherfuckers.

The Legion of Nod won all the Sole Survivor Championships.

by netmarine October 26, 2005

leggo my eggo

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.

Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"

by PartOnion May 19, 2019

Lego Eye

Condition when, after building legos for an extended period of time, all of the loose pieces begin to look the same.

I said I needed a four-long green brick; this is a two-long red one?!
Sorry, we've been building this damn thing for so long, I think I've got Lego Eye.

by The Jackel 2003 January 10, 2011

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009