lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

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Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

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I'm LAMP'IN

LAMP'IN by Bdubspods January 25, 2018

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A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.

-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.

lamp nigger by LampNigger September 22, 2017

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

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A word used to make hyperboles and used in sarcasm

Is that a handbag your carrying?
No, its a lampshade.

(note the sarcasm)

You are as dull as a lampshade!

Lamp Shade by sTaR April 5, 2004

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It's a definition of anything massively un-cool or lacking any ass kicking skills

Kronkor, you kick ass, definately not a lamp-jaw

Hey Britta, you suck, you lamp-jaw

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