Bloom

Bloom means retarded.

You are bloom!

by አላህ October 27, 2020

Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 1, 2020

Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021