Grundle Mummies

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.
Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.
by Tit Whale January 16, 2009
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grundle dan

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan
by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017
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Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).
When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.
by Frank Lucius Grelmo October 30, 2006
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Grumpy Grundle

A severely raw, sore, arid, chaffed, swamped out or otherwise uncomfortable grundle area. GG can be prevented with regular taintenance and breathable undergarments.
"This heat is really making my GG flare up."

"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
by Killah Tahm March 10, 2010
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Grundle paste

Caution: not for teeth. The greasy substance that may be under your finger nails after a nice long grundle scratch.
Your grundle paste on my nails made it look like I had a old French manicure.
by Jmarsh March 24, 2013
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grundle trundle

Inserting a entire foot into anothers asshole
poprocks will grundle trundle your ass
by grundletrundle August 09, 2017
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grundle nugget

A person that is short, pudgy, and dirty. They usually have curly filthy hair. They also tend to eat the brown chip gardettos. You can point a true grundle nugget out a mile away. They get no bitches either.
The grundle nugget that lives next door gets on my last damn nerve.
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