GOATING

Originated from the word GOAT (Greatest. Of. All. Time) GOATING is when you are showing flashes of greatness.
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GOAT - Greatest Of All Time

In 1963 the up and coming boxer Cassius Clay boasted: "I am the greatest!"

Soon afterwards Clay converted to Islam and changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

Muhammad Ali became The Greatest Of All Time and he was The Prettiest too (there was never a scratch on Muhammad Ali). Ali made all the rest of them look like bums.

The problem was that the Almighty God of Islam, Allah, holds a claim over this title in Islamic Law which has gone undisputed for hundreds of years. The leader of the Nation Of Islam, Elijah Muhammad, told Muhammad Ali that he was obliged to say: "Allah is The Greatest!"

This was clearly disputable by Ali and everyone knew it. Deep down Allah knew it too, Muhammad Ali was way too much for him to handle.

Allah tried humiliating Ali in the ring when he got older but it never changed public opinion. Having found it impossible to defeat Ali in a fair fight, Allah resorted to wearing down the Greatest with a long term degenerative disease. It took him over thirty years.

The bum, Allah, has since been allowed to retain the title 'The Greatest'.

Muhammad Ali is now recognised as THE G.O.A.T.
'Muhammad Ali is the GOAT!'
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Eminem is and always will be the GOAT
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Someone who eats everything and is of poor hygiene.
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G- God I'm lonely and
O- Offing myself seem like an

A- Amazing Choice
T- To me
Happy guy: Hey man how are you!?
Sad guy: ...goat...
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