Glitter dick

When you bang a stripper

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."

by Kippernikis July 18, 2016

glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011

Glitter Herpes

Glitter Herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can't get the damned stuff off. The glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it's there.

The phrase actually originates from Edward Cullen, before he was famous. His dandruff is actually what glitter is. The herpes part is because Edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. This is why he now sucks on animals' blood.

Fred: AW MAN, I GOT GLITTER HERPES.
Edward Cullen: Muahaha...

by Nicodemus Ramirez November 12, 2010

Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".

"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"

by Glitter Child March 8, 2013

Glitter Party

An specific brand of bukkake where one dude farts glitter out of his anus onto the central participant, and then the other dudes cover themselves in the glitter by cumming all over that person (using the cum as a binding agent), and rubbing their bodies together.

That glitter party got a little out of control. I said no ass-to-mouth for a reason; glitter is not supposed to be ingested.

by opraheatschildren May 31, 2015

Glitter Machine

Machine that shoots glitter everywhere

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.

by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010

ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn

Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

by Dr. Bohan September 22, 2008