gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Gape

1. (verb) To split open
2. (verb) To stare openly and stupidly

The coconut gaped open after falling.
He stood there gaping at the kids.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017

Gape

When you beat someone in a street race so bad, you have virtually violated them. Lots of fan boys use the term Gap, but that's because their civics aren't very fast and all they ever do is "Gap" the other car. When you drive a real car, you can beat someone so badly, you have Gaped them. Left them violated, didn't even give them the courtesy of using lube.

Holy Fuck, did you see that Z06 gape that Skyline?

by Dr Gape August 13, 2018

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Gaping-fuckhole

Any female whos pussy hole has been fucked by so much cock that it wont ever be normal again without some form of surgery.

Mike and I fucked this bitch from the bar last night and it took both of our big fat cocks to fill that gaping-fuckhole.

by KENNY STRETCHERBOX October 20, 2016