Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.

Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there

by Jnndbgkdnfhdkfj£ July 25, 2020

Fred Phelp'd

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.

Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins

by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? May 24, 2018

Dead Fred

Slang for Fredericksburg VA, referencing the absolute lack of recreational activities beyond the mall, the movies, or bowling.

What do you guys want to do tonight?
What is there to do? We live in Dead Fred for God's sake.

by TheatrePerson December 21, 2010

Fred Syndrome

Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.

Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome

by makooger June 4, 2021

Fred Crow

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon

Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow

by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018

Be More Fred

everyone should be a nicer person and ‘be more fred’, don’t be a tory arsehole like Ebeneezer Scrooge, no one will like you when your dead

stop being a cunt, be more fred

by professional.wardrobe November 3, 2023

fred flintstone

One who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. In reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and Fred yells YABAA DABBA DOO! and runs out of work.

Joe pulled a Fred Flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.

by J Matts November 9, 2006