If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

Wickwick Event

A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.

That bitch was so skanky, she didn't even mind that I gave her a Wickwick Event!

by Lappan September 3, 2022

AG Events

He is that friend who is friends with everyone.
Will 10/10 be the best travelling partner.
Knows when you need a break and prepares
a perfect plan for it. Also knows the route of every destination, as well as your heart.

"Bro, AG Events is the OG when it comes to trips"

by Xyz;) November 24, 2021

Event-Tasting

An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.

George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"

Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."

George: "Which will you attend"

Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"

by J Blagh October 15, 2011

Focusing Event

An event that draws the public and or government’s attention to or away from a particular issue

The impeachment trial of President Trump in December of 2019 drew attention to the issue of corruption in the U.S. government, while at the same time it drew attention away from a massive cyber attack that shut down all of New Orleans’s municipal government websites, which would have drawn the public’s attention to the danger of cyber-attacks on the government. It is an example of a focusing event.

by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021

Eventism

Saturday mornings at 0700am. Chatting absolute event drivel.

"man, dj smooth was full eventism this morning, chatting shit about picking djs as per"

by Smemes July 14, 2022