Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.

Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'

by Zekespeare December 14, 2019

Discord Memes

A culture
no one understands why only discorders understand these memes, even though they have nothing to do with discord
a true test of how discord central a person is

yo, I think I'm being kicked from the school, I downloaded some Discord Memes and the school wont understand

by MrCakeman3 November 8, 2020

Discord Nation

A Discord Nation is a Discord server that represents itself as a community with a form of government. This can be manifested with the usage of elections, a certain type of restrictions, or even channels such as "general" being called "main square", which could vary depending on the nation.

There are many Discord Nations around on Discord, the most prominent one is the USSR, yet, the European Union is also gaining influence.

by Resprune Chamberlain December 12, 2020

Discord Moderator

A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.

Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Discord kitten

Bibi

That guy has 5 discord kittens

by L is yoloswagking March 23, 2023

Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022