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Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
by DDyln May 15, 2024
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Darren suchdeo

person who likes to go kachow on everybody
Darren suchdeo won the Piston Cup
by Kachow I should win the P cup December 12, 2018
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Darren

Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
by Dcjames November 21, 2023
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Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
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darren

an idiot that plays minecraft in the middle of class and is a dick about it when someone asks
don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 3, 2022
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Dirty Darren

A dirty Darren is someone who loves to drink decaf while getting head.
He was sitting in his chair pulling a dirty Darren.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Darren

(adj.)

Originally derived from the Golden Globe award winning actor and musician Darren Criss, who is also super cool, this adjective is used to describe someone who undeniably talented and swaggy. Whilst sometimes uncommon, this adjective is mainly used as part of the harry potter and glee community, as it would be more well known here.
WOW! That guy just sang the entire sound track of cats whilst rocking a feather boa. They're so Darren(!
by TeacakeSloth February 4, 2021
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